If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
my least favorite animals are children
why do people think makeup is bad like god forbid a girl or even a boy wants to cover up a zit
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
some peoples blogs are so good i just want to reblog their blog
we need some new and more powerful swears
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
Barbie and Ken
tell me that im adorable and that you want to have rough sex against the shower wall (◕‿◕✿)