If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
my least favorite animals are children
why do people think makeup is bad like god forbid a girl or even a boy wants to cover up a zit
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
some peoples blogs are so good i just want to reblog their blog
we need some new and more powerful swears
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
tell me that im adorable and that you want to have rough sex against the shower wall (◕‿◕✿)
